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It’s aliiiive!

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Your boobs turn me into a boob
… and there’s scientific proof!

A victory for men everywhere! Science has proven that our bad behavior is really the fault of women’s sexy bods!

You may have known this all along, but now it has been demonstrated scientifically: bikinis make men stupid.

This month’s issue of the Journal of Consumer Research features a paper titled “Bikinis Instigate Generalized Impatience in Intertemporal Choice,” which is a neuroeconomist’s (definition in a moment) way of saying that men don’t make good decisions while checking out pretty girls in bikinis.

Honey, it’s not my fault I act so crazy around you!