Seven days, seven nights, seven outfits
By Brad on Dec 18, 2008 in Funny Stuff, Oklahoma, Weird Stuff | comments(0)
A woman has filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court against the Tulsa District Attorney’s office for assault, libel and slander. Representing herself, she alleges that “the defendants falsely accused the plaintiff of having a damaged mental character pertaining to her child.”
That in and of itself might not be so noteworthy. But what she’s seeking as compensation certainly grabbed my attention:
The plaintiff wants a formal apology published in the Tulsa World newspaper, a seven-night stay at the Hilton, seven outfits from Stein Mart for both her and her daughter and three meals a day, of her choice, for the seven days.
The woman’s name itself is also quite unusual and elicited a snicker when I first read it. But I won’t be sharing her name here because I don’t want to be sued too. Who knows what damages she might seek from me?
