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Another gem from JibJab, this time with a special guest star… see if you can figure out who it is!

Attacks and anti-Obama hysterics aren’t confined to people on the right. There are plenty of lunatic fringe on the left who pile on as well, like Rabble Rouser Reverend Amy. Here’s a brief excerpt from her rather long diatribe:

… seeing these articles and photographs of Senator Clinton and Senator Obama together, him with his hand on her back, just makes me cringe. Frankly, it makes me almost physically ill. See, I have done a lot of work in the Domestic Violence movement. And I have seen this cycle before: the man abuses, attacks, and lashes out at the woman. The woman makes excuses for, and accepts blame from, the man for his attacks. Not unlike Senator Clinton saying now that they are friends, respect each other, and support each other. I know what respect looks and feels like - Senator Obama has shown NONE for Senator Clinton. Senator McCain has, but Obama? No. Seeing these photos of her with him now reminds me of battered women wearing sunglasses to hide the bruises, and saying, “Oh, he didn’t really mean it. It was my fault, really, I shouldn’t have made him mad. He really does love me, in his own way, really! Don’t be mad at him!” Not only did Obama make sexist remarks about Senator Clinton, INCLUDING at the fundraiser the other night, but he reaped the benefit of the sexist and misogynistic remarks made by others, the veiled death threats (talking to YOU, Keith), the threats of violence, the degradation, not on her record, or on her speeches, but because she was a woman.

Keep in mind that this is a left-wing website. The hysterics get even better in the comment section: Continued

After watching some of the coverage of yesterday’s “Unity” event with Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, it left me with a generally good feeling about the whole reconciliation thing between the two former rivals. It even made me reconsider my position on a … <gasp> … Obama/Clinton unity ticket. (I couldn’t believe it either.)

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Jon Stewart looks at the results from the West Virginia primary. Some of the clips of what West Virginian voters had to say were so stunningly pathetic, you can’t help but laugh at the lunacy of it all. Stewart’s satirical take on the campaign is hysterical…

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Andrew Sullivan shared a video on his blog this week that was pretty darn funny. Comedian Rosemary Watson has created some brilliant parodies of Hillary Rodham Clinton’s campaign. What makes them so funny is that they are spot on and the impersonator is so believable. My favorite was this one…

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If you’ve ever watched any of Hillary’s stiff and meticulously scripted campaign speeches, it’s easy to imagine her doing something like that, with “spontaneous” gestures and body language carefully choreographed. You can see more of Rosemary Watson’s videos here.

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