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The McCain Solution

Stranahan says, “John McCain can turn the economy around…he’s done it before!”

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FRIDAY FUNNIES

New Star Wars Movie

Okay… I lied. I said that the last post would be my only post today, but I stumbled across a video that made me laugh (as I was looking for the Mad World videos) and I had to share it.

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‘Nothing But Tears’

From The Onion

After decades of coddling young children, Johnson & Johnson unveiled its new “Nothing But Tears” shampoo this week, an aggressive bath-time product the company says will help to prepare meek and fragile newborns for the real world.

Pentagon introduces the Spokesdrone

Seems like the next logical step…

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Pentagon’s Unmanned Spokesdrone Completes First Press Conference Mission
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Friday Funnies BONUS

I know this is over a week old, but I thought it was still pretty funny…

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Friday Funnies

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Continued

That beer-roasted chicken
looks a little drunk

Next time you roast a beer can chicken, you can add this fun little accessory.

Dress up your beer butt chicken with our new ceramic drunk chicken heads! Just pop them on top of your chicken before cooking or you can even add them to a store bought rostisserie to dress it up! Choose from three versions.1) The Malibu - one Cool looking chicken 2) The Bug-Eyed Chicken - perhaps he is wondering where the beer can went? or 3) Southestern Chicken from South of the Border complete with Sombrero and mustache! Malibu and Bug-Eyed require grill with 10.5 inch internal hood height. Southwestern reuires 12 inches.

Top Ten Things Not To Say During Conflict Resolution

This stolen borrowed list comes by way of an email from Karla…

10. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

9. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

8. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

7.  I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

6. How about never? Is never good for you?

5. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

4. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

3. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

2. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

1. There is a reason my office is bigger.

Thank God It’s Friday!
(Well, it is at least for me!)

Today’s my last day of work this week! I’m taking off a couple of days — tomorrow and Monday — for a four-day weekend to spend some extra time with the girls before school starts. That means I’ll have two four-day work weeks in a row! Woo hoo!

It’s enough to make someone want to throw a party. Fortunately for me, there’s a handy educational film to show me just how to throw a good party.

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